“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

*calls family member by mom’s request*

*silently prays it goes to voicemail*

“LOUD NOISES”

—Brick Tamland, Anchorman
  • [sings whilst violently sobbing]: i wish i was i wish i was beSIDE YOU

Sjin in every Minecraft series

  • Sjin: OH!
  • Sjin: OH!
  • Sjin: I'm being hit!
  • Sjin: Who's hitting me?
  • Sjin:
  • Sjin:
  • Sjin: Oh I'm just hungry
  • tv in other room: and I would do-
  • me: [begins vibrating] NAYA

Finding errors in your drawings after posting, even if you’ve checked it 3957809583 times

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Play

That part when Clint whispers Natasha's name in the Avengers

What Laura Roslin says: 

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What I hear: 

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“Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.” ”

—Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club.
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