I'm Gonna Go to Mass
Joseph BeltranUm. Yeah. So this happened on my MacBook this afternoon. I don’t know either.
Thrift Shop Parody (I’m Gonna Go To Mass)
Click “Read More” for the lyrics LOL.
I’m gonna go to Mass
Only got a Rosary in my pocket
I, I, I’m coming, looking for my Missal
My God is so awesome
Walk up in the Church, like whaddup, we got a big flock
A billion in the world, shout outs to Peter, the first Rock
Holy Eucharist, no it ain’t symbolic
Sacramental wine, in my cup - alcoholic
Rollin’ in, hella deep, headed to the sacristy
Dressed in all white, except the cope and stole, those are green
Draped in a chasuble, Pope’s all infallible
One hour fasting, Last ate at 4:36……….
Cuz I’m going to the five o clock Mass.
And I be standing and kneeling about to go and get my exercise
Nourished by word and sacrament I swear that I be energized
JP II to be canonized
Sainthood swag, better recognize
Evangelize the nations through our love, Heaven is our prize.
Deaf to all the Devil’s lies, Deaf to all the Devil’s lies
No for real, ask my grandma I ain’t bout that sinful life
That mantilla with that white Roman collar
Prayin up a storm, we all make the Heaven’s holla
Collection basket in my pew so I give a dollar
Flying high above my foes, call me Iguodala
Our Father
Hail our Holy Mother
Help us through whatever
We pray things these things together
One God in the Holy Spirit Forever forever, forever ever, ever ever,
Amen
Pornography is wrong not because it involves sex and human bodies, but because it is the exposure and commercialization of something that is meant to be intimate (between two people only) and holy (thus, cannot be bought,sold, or valued).
Pornography is a bit like taking the Host out of the tabernacle, putting it on a paper plate with some cream cheese, and selling it at a snack bar.
