as fast as you can
I wrote an Amporacest thing. Humanstuck AU. Rated M for “they frick”. Your father used the word ‘stepbrother’. You didn’t like it then and you don’t like it now; at the time, you accepted rather grimly that this tall guy with slicked back hair and an unlit cigarette sticking from his lips was going to be in your life, for some undetermined reason.
marchcronus asked you:
ERIDAN AND CRONUS HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT. MOVIE: EITHER HARRY POTTER OR GREASE. YOUR PICK.
*salutes* on it
also i hope you don’t mind my cronus when he has a matesprit is kinda an overprotective lovestruck cuddlemonster it’s a headcanon of mine i’m sorry
Some date this was turning out to be.
Cronus was just clinging to you like a puppy, practically crushing you, whilst the third Harry Potter movie of the night plays and goddamnit you can’t see, was this lard ever gonna freaking move already.