Equis Dirk
— centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling timeausTestified [TT] at 9:23 —
CT: D—> Human
CT: D—> Human
CT: D—> Human
TT: Oh great.
CT: D—> I must inquire as to where you have acquired such magnificent pieces of hoofbeast art
CT: D—> As what is hanging in your respiteblock at this very moment
TT: What?
TT: Wait, don’t answer that.
TT: First of all, who in the airborne fuck are you?
TT: Second of all, I’m not going to lie. That is the best chumhandle I have ever laid my humble human eyes upon.
CT: D—> If you are inquiring about my name, then let me formally introduce myself
CT: D—> I am Equius Zahak
TT: Alright, Equius. I’m Dirk. Nice to meet you.
TT: I have a strange feeling that this could quite possibly be the start of a glorious, equine-filled friendship.
whoever this eq was youre perfect
- YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
- ▼: D --> E%cuse me
- ▼: D --> Is this the My Little Hoofbeast/BDSM Enthusiasts Convention
- ▲: Yes it is.
- ▲: Welcome fellow hoofbeasts enthusiast.
- ▼: D --> Thank goodness
- ▼: D --> For a moment, I thought that I was lost
- ▲: Dont worry you're in good hooves now.
- ▲: This is Dirk Strider desu.
- ▼: D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
- ▼: D --> Well met
- ▲: Indeed.
- ▲: It is an honor to be blessed by your
- ▲: kawaii.
- ▲: Tell me who is your favorite Little Hoofbeast?
- ▼: D --> Rarity
- ▼: D --> She is tr001y a generous and high-class lady
- ▲: No way dude.
- ▲: Rainbow Dash is where it's at.
- ▲: You do not have a sufficient kawaiimeter.
- ▲: GTFO.
- ▲: peasant.
- ▼ HAS BEEN DUMPED.
