Are you even real? Do you exist? I bet you're just a conspiracy. Gamsee is the opposite of freedom.

gamsee crashed at area 51 thats what REALLY happened………..

sometimes you look like jared padelecki

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hey nick i just happened to get down far enough in my dashboard to see your reblogs. i’ve got a few ideas about just what exactly is in those batterie smuts you’ve been so kind as to show me. okay now stop me if i’m wrong but there are off fanfictions that include:

  1. zacharie taunting batter about impurity during the Heated Moments
  2. bonus points for zacharie taunting batter with baseball-related pickup lines during the Heated Moments
  3. HUGE bonus points for zacharie saying something along the lines of “that’s a great big bat you’ve got there batter” at ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME
  4. afterwards: “wow. that experience would be worth a lot of credits”
  5. batter the bara and zacharie the shota
  6. batter taking off his baseball cap because it is just getting that serious. alternatively he never takes off the cap because it is his secret sexual weapon. either way the cap is a Big Deal in the land of batterie smut
  7. zacharie making off-handed remarks about npc/player interaction
  8. zacharie chuckles every few seconds because he is a smug little fricknugget
  9. i’m not giving you the satisfaction of 8 things you buttmunch i didn’t ask for sudden fanfiction.net off smut why are you doing this to me

WHO TOOK EQUESTRININNY IN THE LIKE FIVE SECONDS IT WAS FLOATING AROUND??
Please give it back oh my god please that URL means so much to me please

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equestrininny replied to your post: cieltepes replied to your post: should i go on…

I’m gonna be Dean I’ll see you there buddy

yesssss!!! <3

i was sitting in the bathtub and i forget to take my boxers off before i got in and i farted and the farts floated up to the crotch and made it look like i had an erection

thanks nick

khakisun replied to your post: khakisun reblogged your post: #nick what the heck…

indeed i did. with you possessing background beats, a THUGLYF beanie on your head, and sicknasty homie 2pac by your side.

*winks like a hot anime guy* i win this round

GRANDPA-GUSTY. GRANDPAPPY-GUS.

yes hello

equestrininny replied to your post: omg

*whispers* when i get the comics you can borrow them

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gamsee can you see my future have i turned into walmart shopping cart

you turned into a diaper congratulations

That sound? It's the sound of wow lame.

Wow r00d

You’re wrong

That is the sound 

of 

perfection

Fuck I meant Tezkat uh

What

I’m sorry friend

I couldn’t hear you over the sound of all this daverezi

Wow 

Listen to that beautiful sound

✌ ♡ ❁ ✓ ✖ ☼

share 5 things that you really want:

i already did this and i can’t really think of others??

music again:

  1. The Boys Who Cry // Frankie and His Fingers
  2. Smooth // Santana feat. Rob Thomas
  3. American Pie // Don McLean
  4. Urine Speaks Louder Than Words // Wingnut Dishwashers Union
  5. Flashlight // The Front Bottoms

share 5 favourite blogs:

ugh no more

tell 5 facts about yourself:

  1. i grew up learning about computers from my dad because he liked programming
  2. we also watched anime
  3. we also like a lot of the same music
  4. i’m actually a lot like my dad like a less alcoholic version of my dad, really
  5. i own a beatles white album puzzle i finished half of but then my cat knocked it over and i never bothered restarting i bought it from a vacuum store

something you hate:

people who stretch berets

something you love:

when people think of me like they invite me to movies or they send me things because it reminded them of me or/????? like stuff like that yeah

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