Happy Independence Day, America.
I’m just here with my fish and chips and diet coke, in my union flag jacket and various empty teacups around the place, accepting your celebration day as being important to you. I mean, it must feel nice to have a day to celebrate the freedom we gave you. I wouldn’t know, since we don’t have an independence day. Our little island has kind of never been conquered. But whatever, I’m sure it’s a nice day for your nice big two continents we once owned, along with half the world. Happy fourth of July! :)
