can just once a couple take engagement photos that are true-to-life?

like one person applying makeup in the same cramped and steamy bathroom where their SO is simultaneously in the shower, or the couple sitting in bed, hungover, watching portlandia on netflix and eating chinese takeout.

come on, you are not hanging out in kate spade dresses in DUMBO all the goddamn time, or passionately holding hands in front of buckingham fountain.