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Once-ler upon a time there was a horny businessdude named Once-ler who was always working and stuff except he was like “fuck that” and ran around having fun with his friends instead

And then there was a band girl who was also horny and her name was Emmy

Once-ler thought Emmy was beautiful and she thought he was beautiful too

So he put his penis inside her vagina and they had sex the end don’t 4get to rate and review xoxo I like cookies