elementary 1x01 pilot
alright so i got tired of answering asks really fast. ngl, I’m thoroughly convinced that CBS actually wants us to leak the pilot so they can finally get some positive buzz amidst the sea of hate. it totally deserves positive buzz too, what with fucking joan watson and her fucking perfection and all.
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Joan Watson
How do I even begin to explain Joan Watson?
Joan Watson is flawless
She has two beehives and a pet tortoise
I hear her hair is insured for $10,000
I hear she performs illicit autopsies…in a closed morgue
One time, she saved Sherlock Holmes’ life and he named a species of bee after her
One time, she yelled at me in front of a client…
…it was awesome
ATTENTION: Elementarypeeps
Okay, since the pilot DVD’s are out, we need to talk about tags. Our life will be so much easier and I know most of us don’t really want to get spoiled and read ‘hate’ from the main #Elementary tag, so I made a little guide for us!
- #Elementary: This is the main tag. This tag also has ‘hate’ and random Elementary school day stories and at one time pornbots. I’m pretty sure it won’t get any better when the show finally airs so on to the next tag…
- #Elementasquee: NO HATE TAG ZONE! This tag was specifically created because some people who are interested in the show were so tired of seeing hate from the main tag. USE THIS WISELY PLEASE.
- #Elementapeeps: If you want to ask Elementary fans questions or, idk, look for other fans and make friends, use this.
IMPORTANT! Please tag your spoilers on your posts and reblogs!
My own rule is to include spoiler tags for 36-48 hours since the episode aired. Remember the Internet is not America so people around the world can’t watch the show live (well they can but timezones,etc)Put under read more if they’re text or if you’re liveblogging.
- #Elementary Spoilers
- #Spoilers or #Spoiler
Note: Your first 5 tags only show up in the tracked tags so you should tag it like this:
#Elementary #Elementasquee #Joan Watson #Sherlock Holmes #Jonny Lee Miller #Lucy Liu #mygif #Elementary spoilers #spoilers #commentaraldsfjoanisflawlesstc #metafeelscreysomfgwhy
If you’re going to liveblog, it would be great to spare the main Elementary tags or even the character tags. Just make up a tag of your own like #joan liveblogs elementary.
Other resources:
Tumblr Savior: for blacklisting tags on your dashboard and tracked tags.
Tagging etiquette 101Add trigger warnings when necessary
FOR THE HATERS:
DON’T TAG YOUR HATE!
I know, yes, it’s the ~*~Internet~*~ and FREESPEECH!1!, but don’t go on crying when people disagree with you and call you out because THEY WILL CALL YOU OUT! Thanks.I hope that covers it all. I’m not making this as a rule or policing tumblr, you can follow this or not, that’s your choice. I just like order and believe me, it will save the fandom a lot of headache in the future. That’s all.
FYI
I am not insisting BBC!Sherlock is neurodivergent or you’re evil if you don’t view him that way. I am insisting that if you compare BBClock and CBSlock and call BBClock “less human” because of perceived behavior (somewhat blank expressions, not understanding social cues, caring more about logic than emotion on the surface), that has big implications for real people’s lives. And you aren’t helping neurodivergent individuals like myself who have been bullied over robotic speech, perceived emotionless exteriors, etc.
We are not less human because we aren’t neurotypical.
Dear fellow Elementapeeps,
There is nothing wrong with thinking Natalie Dormer will make a good Irene. There is nothing wrong with being upset with people attacking her for her appearance.
There IS, however, something seriously wrong with comparing attacks on her appearance to the racism aimed at Lucy Liu after it was announced that she was being cast as Watson.
Seriously, stop it. You want to talk about Dormer’s acting ability? Fine. You want to discuss how shitty Hollywood beauty standards are for women? Go right ahead. But stop acting like Dormer’s whiteness works against her in any way, shape or form. Anti-white racism holds no power in American society, and quite simply does not exist on an institutional level.
Sincerely,
a fan who is tired of all this “reverse racism” bullshit in the tag
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Steven Moffat:
We were best friends in 2007. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 2012, I started watching the new Sherlock, JLM, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to New York City, and Steven was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with JLM, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you watch my show?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Elementapeeps party, I was like, “Steven, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re misogynistic.” I mean I couldn’t have a misogynist at my party. There were gonna be girls there not acting like stereotypes. I mean, right? He was a MISOGYNIST. So then his writer called Elementary’s writer and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of twitter because people criticized him, and when he came back in the winter for series 3, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.
