Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

when you and an online friend only live one state/city apart

image

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

a text post class from internetexplorers, rabioheab and egberts

*lights candles*

*turns out bathroom lights*

*stares into mirror*

*takes deep breath*

egberts

egberts

egberts

petition to get egberts to reblog this

image

i can’t believe tumblr user egberts bought tumblr

guys Tumblr user egberts can say basically anything and get a ton of notes like I bet the word ‘asscrack’ would get like 2,000 notes at least

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT TUMBLR USER EGBERTS HAS RETITLED HER BLOG DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME. LET ME TELL YOU MISS EGBERTS, THAT I AM DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME. NOT YOU. THANK YOU.

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

local authorities blame the rise in street youths on negative influences such as tumblr user egberts

WOAH!!! IF U SAY ETHE WORDS PIZZA OR EGBERTS THEY WILL ACTUALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HANG OUT WITH U FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ITS IN THE TUMBLR RULE BOOK!!!

Loading more posts...