“Point three: let's just say for the sake of argument that fat girls DO love cake. You're a 13 year old boy claiming to love pussy just as much. 'Cause here's the thing: you put cake in front of a fat girl, she's at least going to know what to do with it. ”
—- Ed Byrne on a boy wearing a t-shirt reading ‘I love pussy like a fat girl love cake’. Edinburgh Comedy Fest
“Point number five: this is my main point, and it goes back to what I was saying in point number two. And that is to say, a fat girl's relationship to cake, indeed, a fat person's relationship with food is not as simple as pure love. It's far more complicated, far more fraught, far more nuanced relationship than simple love. And if that's the relationship that you, a 13 year old boy, have with pussy, you have issues you have not addressed, my young friend. Like sometimes, you want pussy, but you'll deny yourself pussy? Or if sometimes, you'll have some pussy, but then feel really bad about it afterwards? Or occasionally, you'll deliberately have too much pussy in order to punish yourself because of complex issues to do with your self-esteem. If that's how YOU, as a 13 year old boy, feel about pussy, you're OBVIOUSLY gay. ”
—Ed Byrne on a boy wearing a t-shirt reading ‘I love pussy like a fat girl love cake’. Edinburgh Comedy Fest
David O'Doherty Edinburgh Comedy Fest 2012
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