Last Night...
i had one crazy night. My ride got pulled over by a really mean cop. and we saw a very drunk comedian. then we went to the dam. and i was taking pictures, like a good photographer. and some more cops showed up and thought i was some eco terrorist because i was taking pictures of the dam.
what i learned: it is illegal to take pictures of dams…
Eco-Idiot. Shut your mouf.
I saw some girls post that said she was an eco-terrorist, because she tried organic shampoo and hated it. Now she refuses to use organic products, and she doesnt care if it harms the environment… uhmm… ? are you dumb.
Oh, and she stated that only ugly people, or people who want to ruin their hair should use organic products. HA….
Dear genius.
An Eco Terrorist is someone who supports and fights for environmental, and ecological issues by commiting “crimes” towards companies and people that they think are causing major harm to the environment…
THEY CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
Which is the complete opposite of you.
So you are not an eco-terrorist, my dear.
I believe that post, makes you an Eco-idiot…
Oh, and PS. Organic shampoos might not work with your chemically treated, dyed, and processed hair…
But, they work really well for other people..
People who are probably more naturally beautiful than you to begin with.
K thanks. That’s all.
Love, ciara.
Bottled Water Can Save America
You know, the crazy naysayers of this Great Nation often like to team up with eco-terrorists in an attempt to decry the common use of bottled water. The problem is, these unpatriotic men and animals completely fail to realize the importance that water bottles play in the fate of our nation. By preventing their use, they’re basically trying to destroy the country.
So, when people try to prevent good, honest American folk from using bottled water, and instead encourage them to drink tap water – the vastly cheaper option – they’re pretty much discouraging the pursuit of profit that is the life-blood of the Land of the Free. I won’t go so far as to say they’re intentionally trying to destroy America, because they know that’d be futile, but it’s pretty darn irresponsible.
It doesn’t matter that most bottled water is local tap. In fact, that actually makes it even MORE important to buy bottled water. Think about it: tap water is really, really cheap for the bottled water companies. They’re basically making a killing. Hence, capitalism and the pursuit of profit is being engaged in to the nth degree. That’s the finest display of patriotism I can think of.
So if you love America more than you love Earth, you’ll step up and do your duty and buy plastic bottles. I don’t care if you’re at home, and live in a city with a fantastic municipal system. I don’t care if your car isn’t big enough to lug all those containers home for your daily shower without multiple trips. Suck it up, princess; we’re at war. America is calling. Are you man enough to answer?
