Today in my life,

a doctor extracted large amounts of earwax from my ear (and I mean HUGE amounts of earwax, I had NO IDEA so much earwax could fit into an ear) and it felt REALLY FREAKING WEIRD. But only for about two seconds, because suddenly I was like the Doctor or Superman, knowing everything that has always been, is, and will be, feeling the Earth whirling around the solar system, only with sound.

I mean, I could hear little breezes moving past my ear, and tiny fluctuations in people’s voices. Clear as crystal.