“But that still leaves the question – “What should I be listening to this Friday evening?” The obvious answer is Rebecca Black, arguably the most talented artist of our generation. Her ability to seamlessly autotune herself singing the days of the week along with the words, “fun fun fun” has changed the landscape of music, and the word “Friday” forever. I’m happy to live in a world where “Friday” is no longer the quintessential Ice Cube and Chris Tucker film. Okay, I rescind my last paragraph about Rebecca Black. I’d actually like to shove a 14-gauge Mossberg into her mouth and spray her brain matter into the back seat of a Chrysler Sebring convertible while gleefully yelling, “Which seat are you gonna f**kin’ sit in?! Which f**kin’ seat, b***h?!” Ah, yes. We all have dreams.”