• Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
  • Tumblr: NO THIS IS MISHA.

“BUT THEY’RE BROTHERS” they say as if the fact that INCEST is 99.99% of the ship name is a new discovery that is sure to blow our minds

do you ever start typing something but halfway through it you just give up and sudden ly yo  u jstu st arttt ophkm;lvsm sdfmv

Dear Bioware,

Take however long with DA3 you need, but for the LOVE OF ANDRASTE, CAN WE HAVE THE FEMALE PC IN SOME MARKETING FOR ONCE?

Please?

If we bribe you with ice cream sundaes?

i want to knit jared and jensen sweaters from all the tears i shed last night during that scene

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so uh no one really talks about this but can we please make it clear that putting your hands on a pregnant woman’s stomach without her permission is completely unnacceptable like wow just no

CLOSE MY DOOR ALL THE FUCKING WAY OR I SWEAR TO GOD                                an autobiography

Comic Books: as stereotyped by moi

  • American Comic Industry: Hey now, why should we try to cater to anyone who isn't a white/heterosexual/able-bodied male age 14+? I mean this is just how comics are, if you don't like it gtfo or draw your own!
  • Japanese Comic Industry: Hi so I have some comics here for you, no matter what age or gender you are. Good luck finding foreigners though. Also most everyone here reads comics casually so like you have your ipod and we have our Shonen Jump.
  • European Comic Industry: comics don't you mean FINE ART???? Humorous adventure and adult subjects (far too mature for America) aww yisss
  • Web Comics: S'all good! Anything goes! One big learning experience. Maybe I'll get published someday if publisher-senpai notices me
  • Doujinshi/Thin Books/Fan Comics: So I hear you like Rule 34

so my friend and i were watching grease and when danny sang ‘i sit and wonder why you left me oh sandy’ my friend whispered because you didn’t respect her boundries you piece of shit im

this 

right here

is my

swag

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informal follower poll

i pulled an all nighter so stupid text posts sound like a good idea right now

instead of asking anything important like ‘what did you follow me for’ or ‘what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow’ im just gonna go ahead and ask

WHATS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE???//??

man I’m trying to find reference pics of north and I found this really hi-res pic of him

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its so hi-res im getting lost in his beard

so apparently this mom in my city sent the cops after her kid for stealing her box of poptarts im laughing so hard omg

Headcanon: If anyone tries to dial Scout’s number a few days after that newspaper clipping, they get a busy signal. It’s not that he’s got a million ladies calling him, it’s that he’s calling Miss Pauling’s number

*whispers* does anybody else in this universe ship robin x nami because i swear 2 god 

[cups your face gently] literally no one gives a shit about how you hate an actor or a ship, get the fuck over yourself [puts a daisy crown on your head and dances away]

avril lavigne covered nickelback and its not even the 21st yet

in two weeks i turn twenty so i would appreciate all of your prayers as i slowly morph from teenager to old man thank you

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