It's embarrassing when normal gameplay suddenly turns into glitchy roleplaying

SHADOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE FIRST YOU SHOT HIM IN THE FACE AND NOW YOU-

I AM SURE THIS ISN’T LEGAL

“SHA DOW WE NED TO KILL THE HU MANS- WWWWAIT WHAT ARE YOU - NO SNKGJKSFGFDG NO SHADOW STOP”
“FATHER YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I LOVE HIM”

Shadow lay off the booze please
BEST DREAM EVER.
I had a dream last night that in third person view sonic, tails and the gang were in a bar getting drunk, when Eggman, slapstick cartoon style, appeared crawling across the floor, set up a trap by sonic’ chair and buggered off laughing.
Drunk and confused sonic got off the bar stool, and set off the trap.
…Which was a massive blow up doll of knuckles with lead fists that rose up and punched sonic in the face.
The last thing I remember is Shadow rolling around drunkenly laughing on another table and Eggman in hysterics while Sonic’s nose was broken and bleeding.
I WOKE UP IN HYSTERICS.
THANK YOU DRUNK SHADOW BLOG
BEST DREAM IN A LONG TIME
OH MY GOD I NEVER DREAM ABOUT SONIC BUT THIS ONE
WOW
I am so drawing this tomorrow on my day off you can’t stop me I’m still laughing