Assassin's Creed: "Jacking the Airwaves" part 1/?
Summary: ‘I want a fanfic where the assassins are on assassins got talent and do the shittiest acts and get voted off because the judges are templars’ - mcdesmonds
state of the deteriorating union
the past week+ has been a terribly thwarted exercise in an introvert living as an extrovert for eight full days. i survived but i am so completely drained so i am really sorry for my lack of communication skills haha more so than usual.
some wonderful people sent me some wonderful asks that i wished to keep forever and so i’m replying to them under here.
nonono make chansey the first one
life is officially worth living now
you and dread need to leave with your cute faces
drparisa replied to your post: casually never goes near the TV again after seeing…
I WILL SAVE YOU PRINCESS
WAILS SAVE ME PARISA
drparisa replied to your post: drparisa replied to your post: eating…
i eat waffles like cookies. i pour syrup on them, whole, then bite towards the center. i eat sandwiches in a circle: around, making my way to the middle. i will finish one type of food first (i.e. burger, then fries) before eating the other c:
YES
THIS
because if you eat a sandwich or a burger front to back the LAST thing you eat is a fucking mouthful of soggy bread. no. nu-uh.
PANCAKES AND WAFFLES ARE HAND-FOOD.
omg PARISA.
I LOVE YOU
