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belgianpiracy replied to your post: Anyone up for getting completely hammered tonight?…

Broer, your beer is expensive.

Wat? No It’s not. You just gotta find the cheapest brand.

The cheapest brand that doesn’t taste like shit.

oh you think distance is bad? try having them be half way across the world AND in a war zone. then tell me what distance is.

Do not complain

go on, don’t be shy. even though i may bite.

No point in trying if you already regret it.

Its alright, i’ll soon forget it.

Go cry me a river, for I know no pain

If you wont do anything about it,

then do not complain.

Cry, cry, all you want. For I am know an oblivious blunt.

I lie awake listening to your words,

because in this moment i now it hurts.

But cry all you want, because i know no pain.

If you wont do anything about it, then do not complain.

Sorry but..

Please don’t complain to me about not having seen your significant other in a few days or a week. I mean yeah you’re use to seeing and spending time together but don’t sit there and bitch and cry about it to me. You know where mine is ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC! you know when I SEE him NEVER! So just ok say “awe it’s been a week” but don’t bitch.
Scott and I are just now planning an exact time for him to come visit. I’m working TWO fucking jobs just to save money for anything we plan on doing together. All non-ldr couples just sit there go on with their life’s and have to be like “hey wanna hang out” and drive over to them -.- I HAVE TO PLAN MONTHS AHEAD AND HAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY just to spend a short week with the person I love.
Cut your shit out and bitch to someone else. Please and ThankYou

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