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Dear Charlie,

Since there is no one else to tell, i’ll tell you: im killing myself.

Love always,
Mel

i hate it when you’re sleeping and the curtains are down so ur mom comes in the room and she’s like 

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 and you’re like 

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one time i spent an hour in this local park picking up every bit of garbage i could in that amount of time and when i left the park a guy tossed a soda can out of his car window and it made me so mad

Dear Charlie,

This is the day. I really mean it. I’m going to kill myself.

Love always,
A nobody.

when people like Andrea but turn around and slam one of the other ladies

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well see I don’t actually have any problem with those last two

I mean like……do you want a hand hiding the body or anything

the ultra awkward moment when everyone is applauding you doing a service you’re being paid to do.

sex isn’t always about cumming, for me. as soon as it becomes that, it loses its edge.

that being said 9/10 times i have sex i cum so

also it’s kinda rude to just give unsolicited opinions on things…like…completely unrelated

whoa there

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Every time a interviewer asks the boys if they’re in a relationship/single, I just

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I hate how on Spotify that ad about the One Direction contest or whatever comes on and the ladies voice is like, “Hey, One Directioners!!!”

And I’m like

No.

NO NO NO.

YOU JUST INTERRUPTED JIMI HENDRIX FOR THAT NO

NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO KEITH MOON’S DRUMMING

AND A JIMMY PAGE GUITAR SOLO

AND FREDDIE MERCURY’S VOICE

IN ORDER TO CLEANSE MY SOUL TO THE STATE IT WAS.

i get emotional when my black celebrities start doing the bleach shit

nicki and bey especially

when photos/gifs are tagged as "Dean Butterworth" and he's not in them

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