Gotta Catch Itaria!Mewsol (the-prophet-doitsu)
Gotta Catch Itaria!
Sung by Mewsol (the-prophet-doitsu)
Original by Jason Paige
i wanna be the very best
like no doitsu ever was
to catch itaria is my real test
to train him is my cause
i will travel across europe
searching far and wide
each hetare to understand
the desu that’s inside
gotta catch them all
it’s doitsu and me
i know it’s my destiny
ohh you’re my best doitsu
in a chikyuu we must defend
ohh a kokoro so trueee
lord doitsu will pull us through
worship him and he shines bright for you
gotta catch them all
gotta catch itariaaaa
I love the Doitsu fandom so much.
Like I love him too and all.
But think about this for a moment.
Guys like him actually do exist.
One of us could date a guy like Doitsu.
None will ever be as great…
But we should seriously start looking for guys like Doitsu.
And rate them.
“I’ll give you a 7 out of 10 on the Doitsu”
ATTENTION DOITSUISTS!!!!!!!!!!1 YOUR TAG HAS BEEN HIJACKED!!!!!!
YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE MERCY OF THE CHURCH OF IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONVERT OR DIE!!!!! IF NOT I WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL RECIEVE NO MERCY FROM ME!!! REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE DOITSUISM
REASONS WHY YOU CONVERT
- DOITSUISM WAS IN FACT CREATED BY THE ILLUMINATI!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILLUMINATI ARE VERY BAD PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT FOLLOW ILLIMINATI
- HIGH PRIEST PURSSIA IS A GAY BUTTHOLE AND LIKES TOUCHING CHILDREN INAPPAROPRIATELY
- GERMANY IS UGLY
- I AM HANDSOME YOUN BRITISH GENTLEMAN AND NO ONE CAN RESIST MY ACCENT
- GERMANYS ACCENT IS UGLY
- MINE IS NOT UGLY
- IGIRISISM IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE DOITS
- DOITSU IS OVERRATED
- GERMANY IS DUMB AND UGLY
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY EYEBROWS THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS
so i went to my library and asked one of the librarians there (also a history teacher) for a recommendation on a historical book and we also started talking about whatever and life since we know each other well
but heres the thing
should i be excited, curious, or scared that he knows that doitsu means germany in japanese? (he’s not japanese btw)
i think i could teach him about doitsu you know what i will this is my new goal in school
screw academics this is more important