Gotta Catch Itaria!

Mewsol (the-prophet-doitsu)

Gotta Catch Itaria!

Sung by Mewsol (the-prophet-doitsu)

Original by Jason Paige

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LYRICS:

i wanna be the very best
like no doitsu ever was
to catch itaria is my real test
to train him is my cause

i will travel across europe
searching far and wide
each hetare to understand
the desu that’s inside

DO-I-TSU!

gotta catch them all
it’s doitsu and me
i know it’s my destiny

DO-IT-SU!

ohh you’re my best doitsu
in a chikyuu we must defend

DO-I-TSU!

ohh a kokoro so trueee
lord doitsu will pull us through
worship him and he shines bright for you

DO-I-TSUUUUU

gotta catch them all
gotta catch itariaaaa

DO-I-TSU!

I’m afraid of the doitsu fandom.
Like, are you guys okay there??

I love the Doitsu fandom so much.

Like I love him too and all.

But think about this for a moment.

Guys like him actually do exist.

Guys.

One of us could date a guy like Doitsu.

None will ever be as great…

But we should seriously start looking for guys like Doitsu.

And rate them.

“I’ll give you a 7 out of 10 on the Doitsu”

*claps*

ATTENTION DOITSUISTS!!!!!!!!!!1 YOUR TAG HAS BEEN HIJACKED!!!!!!

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YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE MERCY OF THE CHURCH OF IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONVERT OR DIE!!!!! IF NOT I WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL RECIEVE NO MERCY FROM ME!!! REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE DOITSUISM

REASONS WHY YOU CONVERT

  1. DOITSUISM WAS IN FACT CREATED BY THE ILLUMINATI!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILLUMINATI ARE VERY BAD PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT FOLLOW ILLIMINATI
  2. HIGH PRIEST PURSSIA IS A GAY BUTTHOLE AND LIKES TOUCHING CHILDREN INAPPAROPRIATELY
  3. GERMANY IS UGLY
  4. I AM HANDSOME YOUN BRITISH GENTLEMAN AND NO ONE CAN RESIST MY ACCENT
  5. GERMANYS ACCENT IS UGLY
  6. MINE IS NOT UGLY
  7. IGIRISISM IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE DOITS
  8. DOITSU IS OVERRATED
  9. GERMANY IS DUMB AND UGLY 

NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY EYEBROWS THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS

so i went to my library and asked one of the librarians there (also a history teacher) for a recommendation on a historical book and we also started talking about whatever and life since we know each other well

but heres the thing

should i be excited, curious, or scared that he knows that doitsu means germany in japanese? (he’s not japanese btw)

i think i could teach him about doitsu you know what i will this is my new goal in school screw academics this is more important

ATTENTION

DOITSU FANDOM HAS ACCEPTED OUR REQUEST FOR ALLIANCE. I REPEAT, DOITSU FANDOM HAS ACCEPTED OUR REQUEST FOR ALLIANCE. EVERYONE, WE SHALL SHOWER http://is-doitsu-an-instrument.tumblr.com/ (AKA DOITSU FANDOM FOUNDER) WITH GIFTS.

-berry

before you say i am stoling this doitsu let me explain you a thing

but soft! what light through yonder doitsu breaks?

My fandom is going insane.

We have successfully established the Doitsu fandom. *slow claps* But I can’t help feeling proud!

do you guys think that the Doitsu fandom and the Swimming Anime fandom will get along? considering that they are both relatively new fandoms.

Hmmmm, I wonder.

I went from the Doitsu fandom(wasnt a long time) to the swimming anime fandom in 1.5 days. Neither of these things have a basis in anything other than really derpy pics of aph: germany or a 30sec PV. what has become of me? has science gone too far?

when i first entered the hetalia fandom, i thought it would be rainbows and sunshine. instead its rainbows, sunshine, and doitsu.

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