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When I grow up, I want to be Grey Delisle.

au where leonardo dicaprio and nic cage team up to steal the oscars 

You know,

Everyone keeps saying they dont want Homestuck to end, which is really foolish to be honest. Of course it will end at some point. I can understand that people are a bit upset it’s coming to a close, but I don’t know. I’m not scared.

I’m thrilled.

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My thoughts on Patrick Stump:

  • me: why are you so gorgeous
  • me: how is your voice like that like a mixture of kittens and angels and sex I don't understand.
  • me: how do you do that.
  • me: "also into cats?"
  • me: why are you married no
  • me: I am personally offended by your face can you stop k thx
  • me: fuck you
  • me: no I don't mean that I love you

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Come on, loves. Don’t you want to get into Daddy’s good graces?

Though…the writer seems to like having me around, so perhaps I’ll get to play a bit longer..

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i think the real question here is why didn’t anyone turn me into a majestic young woman who can paint with all the colors of the wind 

do you ever wonder if animals think? like does a cat meow to itself in its head or does it like. think in pictures or what. do they actually speak english ? 

sitcom idea: a girl wants to study cosmetology but accidentally signs up for cosmology school instead

“she used to apply makeup but now she’s applying the laws of physics to the universe!”

what if every person sees everything in different color than everyone else like we dont even realize because we can only see the colors we see ourselves, but maybe for a random other person the green cup you see is actually red, well the color that you think is red, and everyone cant explain their sight of things to one another because you learned that green is green, and when you point at something green it is green for everyone but the next person sees it as what you see as blue and when you try to explain what blue is you cant because you dont know whats blue in their sight and we would just go on living like this because theres no way to explain it

why do people say “gomen”

seriously, why? we have a perfectly good word you can use.

the only thing you should be gomen about is making waste time looking up what “gomen” means, and making my eyes trip over the word whenever I see it.

and no matter whos internet voice i was reading it in previously I always imagine gomen said in a deep, masculine voice.

Slenderman’s Nipples would be the best band name

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