disney movies

made me have unrealistic hair expectations.

Belle and Cinderella tie their hair with a ribbon..

have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Yeah, good fucking luck with that.

Ariel, nobody is born with fire engine red hair..that came from a bottle bitch, you are not fooling anybody.

Jasmine’s got a ponytail the size of a tree trunk.

Pocahontas has perfect looking hair all the time and she doesn’t have a fucking hairbrush..

where is your hairbrush??