At age 11 I didn’t receive my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
At age 13 I didn’t magically turn into a mermaid.
At age 16 my grandmother didn’t wisk me away as Princess of Genovia.
I have nothing left to look forward to, except for the fact that I am over 18 and therefore I can’t be selected to be a tribute.
Always look on the brightside of life do do da da da da da da
