I’ll never forget the time my boyfriend and I went to the grocery store to buy cookie mix to make cookies. The cashier lady looks at us and says “oh, making cookies are ya!” And without thinking, I reply “yea, if we get that far”. I swear my boyfriend was like

and the cashier was like

and I died a little inside because I just meant that I like to eat the cookie dough

p.s. I later clarified that I meant I just like to eat the dough