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“But what other authors do with light allusions, Discworld does with a sledgehammer. And with light allusion too. Then it steals your wallet.”—Brandon Sanderson, Terry Pratchett’s Discworld might be the Highest Form of Literature on the Planet
Alternate titles for the Vimes books
Sam Vimes And A Moron Who Wants A King
Sam Vimes and A Madman Who Wants A King
Sam Vimes And Fuck You I Said No Kings
Sam Vimes And YOU’RE ALL MORONS
Sam Vimes And Why The Hell Am I A Diplomat?
Sam Vimes And The Dumbest Revolution Ever
Sam Vimes And Weird Dwarf Stuff
Sam Vimes And Class Guilt
The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At AllWarren Mars
Terry Pratchett’s “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All” (Martian Compilation) [x]
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man,
They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can.
The result I think you’ll find will appall:
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.