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“Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.”

—Terry Pratchett, Snuff

“But what other authors do with light allusions, Discworld does with a sledgehammer. And with light allusion too. Then it steals your wallet.”

—Brandon Sanderson, Terry Pratchett’s Discworld might be the Highest Form of Literature on the Planet

“1. All fungi are edible. 2. Some fungi are not edible more than once.”

—The Discworld Almanak - The Year of The Prawn

Alternate titles for the Vimes books

Sam Vimes And A Moron Who Wants A King

Sam Vimes and A Madman Who Wants A King

Sam Vimes And Fuck You I Said No Kings

Sam Vimes And YOU’RE ALL MORONS

Sam Vimes And Why The Hell Am I A Diplomat?

Sam Vimes And The Dumbest Revolution Ever

Sam Vimes And Weird Dwarf Stuff

Sam Vimes And Class Guilt

The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All

Warren Mars

Terry Pratchett’s “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All” (Martian Compilation) [x]

The spines on his back are too sharp for a man,
They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can.
The result I think you’ll find will appall:
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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