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Dirquius: Can Anypony Find Me Somepony to Love?

Chapter 1

You’re standing in front of the booth, idly picking through piles of useless Fluttershy nonsense to get to the real ponies when he comes up behind you.

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I want to point out to the fandom that on Hussie’s canon shipping chart, Dirk and Equius are a flushed pairing.

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Yeeeeees! According to the Friendleader for team Dirk<3Equius, we should have the minimum members to participate. DON’T STOP THERE GUYS! Think about all the things you get to play with courtesy of this ship!

  • Ponies! - Regular horses, hoofbeasts, or My Little Ponies, it doesn’t matter!
  • Robots - Brutal physical brawling or barbed witty psychological battle, they can make both. And what’s that? Build a soulbot to be inhabited by Equius for SEXY SEXY robot love? Yeah. That could happen. 8-)
  • Puppets - Are you telling me you can’t MAKE Dirk’s puppet-love sexy? C’mooon.
  • Sub/Dom - Being a puppet master makes Dirk a perfect match for Equius’s love of being commanded! Plus, don’t forget that Dirk is a “Prince” even though he has “Candy Red Blood”!

Just thinking about those reasons, I might need a towel.

If Dirk and ARQuiusSprite don’t make out I’m going to be upset

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