Dirquius: Can Anypony Find Me Somepony to Love?
You’re standing in front of the booth, idly picking through piles of useless Fluttershy nonsense to get to the real ponies when he comes up behind you.
Yeeeeees! According to the Friendleader for team Dirk<3Equius, we should have the minimum members to participate. DON’T STOP THERE GUYS! Think about all the things you get to play with courtesy of this ship!
- Ponies! - Regular horses, hoofbeasts, or My Little Ponies, it doesn’t matter!
- Robots - Brutal physical brawling or barbed witty psychological battle, they can make both. And what’s that? Build a soulbot to be inhabited by Equius for SEXY SEXY robot love? Yeah. That could happen. 8-)
- Puppets - Are you telling me you can’t MAKE Dirk’s puppet-love sexy? C’mooon.
- Sub/Dom - Being a puppet master makes Dirk a perfect match for Equius’s love of being commanded! Plus, don’t forget that Dirk is a “Prince” even though he has “Candy Red Blood”!
Just thinking about those reasons, I might need a towel.