Okay no I lied I DO have something to say about the update.

If Rufioh and Jake think Horuss and Dirk are too clingy, then the ponyboys should just cut out the stupid middlemen and make it happen.

Dirkuss; next best thing to Dirkquius, y/y?

And now, a sonnet….

What link glows b100 and draws the clicking hand,

What mystery and death await me here,

Beyond the crying clown and equine band,

saluting the return of one so dear,

Hark, the beast it speaks with scrambled verses!

No longer shade confined; nor fridge contained.

Proving his delight with anxious curses,

perspiring whilst he flexes, muscles veined.

And here at last, my ship is not ignored!

For what was once impossible now floats!

(Dear DirkJake fans, jump ship and come aboard

The STRONGEST and most humorous of boats.)

And never did I think this would exist;

An update that revives my Equius. 

Thank you.