- me: and so sometimes
- me: late at night
- me: i get on tumblr
- me: and i reblog all these beautiful photos of one direction
- me: because we will be married someday
- me: and i want to have one of those moments where they find my blog and i get all embarrassed and they're like omg no its so cute i love it just like i love you
- me: like in those imagine scenarios
- me: but then sometimes i will find a really extraordinarily beautiful photo of them
- me: and i will just sit there
- me: and cry
- me: i love them so much
- me:
- me:
- pastor:
- kanye west:
- siri:
- the sun:
- donald trump:
- obama:
- my goldfish:
- lord voldemort:
- haymitch abernathy:
- nicholas sparks:
- rachel ray:
- darth vader:
- counselor: lol sorry i can't help you
A Day In The Life Of A Directioner
- *Wake up* get phone and laptop, log onto tumblr/twitter/instagram
- Me: Shirtless, really what are they purposely trying to kill me
- Me: Why cant they know i exsist? Why cant they be my husbands? *breaks down crying*
- Mom: Is everything okay?
- Me: NOTHINGS FINE IM TORN!!
- Mom: oh god not this again
- Me: Do not judge me. I am beautiful and they said so themselves!
- Mom: You need help
- In the car, What Makes You Beautiful comes on.
- Me: OMG OMG HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! (Makes un-human like noise)
- Mom: Oh lord, i think i need to change to channel
- Me: MOM IF YOU CHANGE THIS STATION I WILL SHOVE CARROTS IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS
- Mom: Again, you need help
- Me: WAIT WAIT WAIT HARRYS SOLO IS COMING EVERYONE STFU!!
- Mom: (during solo) why is this so important
- Me: You are a disgrace of all directioner mothers
- Back in your room
- Me: ITS GETTING TOO HOT, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!
- Dad: What the hell are you listening to young lady?
- Me: Your future son-in-laws!
- Dad: oh god, what has my daughter turned into
- Me: i turned into a directioner thats what!
- Dad: You people have an answer for everything
- Before you go to bed
- Me: I wonder what the boys are doing now
- Me: OMFG they could be naked
- Me: one day, they will sleep beside me in this bed
- *dreams about them*
