shoutout to all the people still alive after seeing darren in the workout scene

did I just

write fanfiction for a friend

on him having hate sex with Paul Ryan

I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU IN WORDS HOW MAGICAL AND UNREAL TODAY WAS.

I almost fell off my bed when I realized the ‘Carys’ Phil was referring to on the radio show was me

i miss doing this bullshit sometimes lol

This is gonna get really personal, you ready?
no

When was the last time you were in love?
now

The last person you kissed, do they love you?
yes

Have you spoke to any of your exs today?
yes

Whats the relationship between the last person you texted and you?
my aunt

Do you miss your past?
mb mb not

Do you wanna take anything back from your past?
nopeity nope

Your parents are Divorced/ Married/ Seperated?
divorced

Whats your favorite word?
idk i have a lot. womp is high on the list

Text messages received from who is in your inbox?
i have an iphone so this doesnt really apply and also what? 

Have you taken anyone’s pants off recently?

all the time

Do you wish a past relationship could have lasted longer?
no

Does anyone call you babe?
ye

Could you cry right now?
i guess

Ever kissed anyone 18 or older, if yes who?
lol omg

In the run of a week, how many times do you straighten your hair?
never

Do you have feelings for anyone?
obvs

When was the last time you cried really really hard and why?
omg idek….it was probably over a book..

Were you happy when you woke up today?
i haven’t been to bed yeet

Does it take a lot to make you cry?

not really

Who is, your mothers, father, wife’s, sister?
this is some bs because idk

What happened at 9:00 am today?
i was watching the borgias 

Are you ticklish?
yes

Have you stayed up past 3 AM in the past week?
lol

Is more expensive makeup really worth it?
sometimes yes sometimes nah son

Would you ever get a tattoo?
lol

Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents?
lol

Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
my bf and his step mom

Last person who told you everything was going to be alright?
brandon

Where did you sleep last night?
i didn’t

Are you one of those people who never drink soda?
what

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
i dont enjoy phone conversations so

Would you have sex with the last person you sent a text message to?
oh god

What was the last text you sent?
get the fuck up out my biznass MY BIZNASS

With You

well love is a powerful thing,
they need love inside you,

deep down in my heart in light of you
well maybe the stars are dying to tell you

with you, with you, with you, with you

did my mam really just walk in with rice cakes and nutella and go ‘you want some?’ when i said no thanks she said ‘good cuz they arent for you’ omfg?????????????????????????????

Every single time I get up and go on tumblr and click posts, it is always all reblogs of my Johnny Cash picture, its actually getting annoying lol.


I think its really ironic though, I don’t even like Johnny Cash.  I just posted it with a bunch of other old music pictures that I had saved on my computer lol.

so first off, my grandma is like 65 or something. but today i was telling her a story and AT THE SAME TIME WE BOTH TURNED AROUND, PUT OUR HANDS ON OUR KNEES, SHOOK OUR ASSES GOING “BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY” my life will never be the same again

IT WAS I WHO SAID DAN FOR POPE DEAR GOD 

so frustrating trying to remember what happened last night  

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