Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain is on Tumblr?!

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I once dragged a friend halfway across Berlin just to get fried fish from this deli because he visited it on his show.

How did I not know about this?

the guy at the deli where i get my coffee asked me if my friend was okay because he hasn’t seen him around in a couple of months and instead of telling him he had me confused with someone else i panicked and said that my friend was doing well he just hasn’t been around for a while because he’s been traveling

This article about Jewish delis closing down is turning me into a cranky old Jewish man

articles.latimes.com

“The food was unremarkable,” said the West Los Angeles IT specialist, 32, who visited to use up a Groupon voucher. “Given that there are so many good places to eat in L.A., I have a really hard time saying yes to that.”

Ooohhh, look at mistah computah who used a groupie doopie. I’m sahrry a nice piece a’ corned beef doesn’t meet ya majesty’s standahds.

“It used to be that delis had a very loyal customer base who would come in every day,” he said. “But now, with the restaurant industry in L.A. exploding with thousands and thousands of new options, why would they?”

Restaurant? What restaurant? It’s a deli. You go in, you sit down, you have a sandwich, a pickle, maybe a piece a’ kugel. And that’s it, that’s a meal. What restaurant?

Deli Sign

There was a deli on 14th St. that had a sign that said Zantac and Pepcid were on sale.  So I didn’t eat there.

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