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“What is so special about The Goblin King's pants? I mean there's just one leg, and another leg, and then the other leg. No big deal. ”

—My Step-Dad

David Bowie’s crotch can drive Aladdin Sane.

What if..

Loki went to the Labyrinth and got together with Jareth.

it would be perfect.

they could admire each other’s crotches and sing together.

and basically be little shits because they both can make things mental

and just.

WHAT IF GUYS.

IT’S MY NEW OTP.

I find the amount of facebook pages dedicated to David Bowie's crotch amusing. I approve.

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'labyrinth' should open with the starring credits: david bowie, and david bowie's crotch

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Conversation with sister while watching Labyrinth

  • Sister: Why does he wear them?
  • Me: what?
  • Sister: those pants! They just...
  • Me: show off his man parts?
  • Sister: he shouldn't wear them, they aren't meant for him
  • Me: HE IS THE GOBLIN KING
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