Arthur Recap Season 1 Episode 28 Part 2 "The Scare-Your-Pants-Off Club!"
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Welcome, yo. Be prepared to descend into madness. And laugh a lot, hopefully.
I’m supposed to be doing my psychology homework but eff that, It’s time for my favorite HBIC, Arthur. Arthur asks if we have ever read a book that we could NOT put down? Well, that’s how he feels about the Scare Your Pants Off series, the Arthur-universe’s version of the Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine.
He reads at the table, he stays after class to read, he even reads upside down on the playground and I gotta give him mad props for that. Arthur is a total boss—he even catches his glasses before they fall off. Holy shit, that’s 100% intense—I can’t even read in a moving car without getting sick.
Arthur:
It’s breakfast time at Casa de Read and David has made his family a hearty breakfast of waffles—oh man, David is a man after my own heart which is dangerous because I have a boyfriend and David is married. Also not real.
Arthur rushes in and knocks over the plates and there is some Hilarious Wacky Hi-Jinks (TM) and David tries to catch all the waffles up in the air and slide them over to Jane, D.W., and Baby Kate—can that baby even eat solid food? I guess David must have cooked while he was drunk and forgot his own child can’t digest solids yet.
David insists Arthur sit down and eat his breakfast because that’s all David is good for in this family and he will be appreciated dammit! Arthur shotguns his waffles and I need to remind you that this kid is eight.
David:
