imagine your otp on their wedding day and both flipping out simultaneously and everythings going wrong but then they see each other and its the most perfect day
TH1S 1S GO1NG TO 3ND B4DLY
you do know its bad luck to see the bride before the wedding right
its why im holding down the fort over here and youre doing whatever it is youre doing over there
Y3S BUT YOUR CUSTOMS 4R3 STR4NG3LY L4CK1NG ON TH3 TOP1C OF T3XT1NG TH3 BR1D3
true
ok shoot
TH1S 1S GO1NG TO 3ND B4DLY
nope this is going to be the best earthternian hybrid wedding ever
mostly because its the only one
all those other suckers living in sin
missing the chance to cut a fancyass cake and punch a monster
TH3 MONST3RPUNCH1NG 1S V3RY 1MPORT4NT TO MY P3OPL3
1 C4NT B3L13V3 YOUR3 B31NG 1NTOL3R4NT OF OUR W4YS ON MY MOST SP3C14L OF D4YS
FOR SH4M3
