Dave didn’t like that his schedule had been all messed up by the semester change. He even had some new teachers. So for third period history he found himself giving the regular note on why he’d be a poor choice of a person to call on in class, and then sitting in an empty seat, apparently next to some Megido girl. He had a notebook out for notes and another for communicating with anyone who didn’t understand sign language.
ABOUT
This blog is an rp blog for a custom version of Dave Strider! I try not to take myself too seriously, so I hope that we can all have fun! Here are some basic guidelines about my Dave:
- First and foremost, my Dave is pretty metrosexual and occasionally a crossdresser. He can be a little self conscious about this habit, though, so he may not wear bows, pins, etc. around people that he isn’t very comfortable around.
- Although he does tend to enjoy some stereotypically “female” activities (dressing up, manicures, etc.) this does not effect his personality. He’s still your normal annoying mumbly Dave, unless he feels incredibly comfortable or is tired/high/drunk/etc, in which case he may break down a little and be a bit more feminine.
- Dave grew up with his Bro and played the game. Afterwards, he stayed friends with all of the other players. He’s now a Sophomore in college and a Music Business Major with a Minor in Music Composition. He has a memory of everything that happened, though and has several clocks around his dorm.
- Dave has a problem with drinking/smoking/drugs/partying, etc. It’s quite common for him to wake up beside someone without having ANY idea how he got there. You know, glitter in the hair, the whole bit. This makes for a lot of awkward situations and interesting conversations. If this is a way your character wants to interact with him, FEEL MORE THAN FREE TO DO SO! ♥
- My Dave tends to speak with a Midwestern accent because he was taught to believe that southern accents aren’t “cool.” When he’s flustered/tired/high/drunk/etc, though, he may break into his own accent. Unfortunately, the only way I can think of doing this is by writing it phonetically? So I apologize here to anyone that actually DOES have a southern accent. I’m not trying to be offensive, I just don’t know how to convey this aspect any other way? If you can think of another, let me know! I’m actually a huge fan of accents and I think all of them are fascinating! Sorry if this is offensive!
- I am incredibly comfortable with shipping Dave with other men! For a specific list of ships that I love, go check out my relationship page~!
Dave: ==> Stare at your really dead Dashboard like a moron and ignore your responsibilities.
what responsibilities
those arent a thing
i work as a fucking dj in a night club
responsibilities are the last thing on my list
he leans back in his chair,
i am having an argument with myself through my computer
this is a new low
…
i need to do something productive
is there anyone out there or what
(( oh hey my friend just made an rp account
its alpha session dave
go follow
http://dave-swagmaster.tumblr.com/
well thats another day down
although how can you tell really theres no sunrise or set to really go by its just sort of a feeling of whoa thats been another day
its amazing no ones gone crazy on this asteroid yet
well no one except for that weirdo clown guy apparently i havent seen him around in a while and im pretty damn sure that means hes up to something but oh well not my problem
karkat can take care of that shit
so help me if he looks at my cape the wrong way again
goddam sicko troll fucker
anyway im just going to kind of leave this here on my blog because why the fuck not
its not like anyone else is really reading it anyway
goodnight kids dont let the boogeyman fuck you up
so i started up this shit because we all know the world cant go on without the daily bits of the one and only dave strider that everyone loves
i mean without me there then how the fuck are you all going to realize the shit thats going down in this world like sweet fuck without me around no one would question why yellow is apparently a flavor or why stupid stuff slips by without being noticed
so you need me and i know it which is why i brought to you the most important blog in the whole history of the universe this shit is dire as ever loving fuck without me youd all be running around screaming at the impending doom of stupidity about to fly down and smack you in the face itd beat you black and fucking blue and you wouldnt know what to do about it because holy shit theres no dave to ever teach you how to think for yourself i wish i had known him or followed his blog and teachings id be in such a better state
here i am bitches
bend the fuck over
bow the fuck down
Nnngh. I get all giddy inside when people say they like my Dave, whether it’s in an RP on Trollmegle, or the cosplay with my cam friends. *blushu blushu* You guyssss.
With all the hate flying out of my family lately, it’s really uplifting to hear things like that from ya’ll.
I just wanna say thank you. To my followers. To my RP friends. To the Internet I guess for making my summer vacation bearable.
okay kids school is back in session everybody listen up
i couldnt really post yesterday because every time i tried to have some alone time that angry freak would follow me around thrusting some shitty romance book in my goddamn nose
i lost him for now so im back for the time being but you cant really blame the guy i mean everybody tries to follow me around at some point its just part of being a strider
so i realized my camera and dark room are all on john and jades end of the universe which means davesprite has access to them so fucking help me if he doesnt make some wicked shit pictures appear in this three year gap i will fucking strangle him
whats the point of having my personality and my shit if he isnt going to use either
so yeah thats my final decision im going to deck him square in the stomach if he doesnt put my stuff to good use
if by some cosmic cloney way you can hear me man you better make some amazing art happen or so help me
