john strider is a little shit. you would not believe the kinds of pranking skills he’s picked up from his big bro. he spends a lot of his time on his movie review blog, taking apart some of the most popular movies and revealing them for the shit that they are. he has a secret soft spot for the bad ones, though. he also runs another blog for magic tricks, mostly for revealing what’s behind some of those seemingly-impossible ones, exposing the magicians as frauds. in his spare time he likes to go looking for ghosts in deserted buildings.

dave egbert is such a nerd!!! he brings his iphone around with him everywhere, taking pictures of everything from his food to blades of grass to his own face. he makes sure to upload them all through instagram. he’s quite the little artist, and comes up with all sorts of webcomics in his spare time. he never manages to stick with just one though, getting bored easily and moving on to the next. he cooks a lot with his dad, and really looks up to him. he wants to be a businessman like him someday. he also likes making music with garageband, and writing fun lyrics to go with his songs.

rose harley spends a lot of her time watching old cartoons and reading manga and supernatural young adult novels. she writes a lot of fanfiction for all of these, creating crossovers one would never imagine. she makes almost all of her own clothes, and sometimes creates really fun costumes!! she is somewhat suspicious of her dog’s strange abilities, and dislikes how much he smothers her, but she loves him just the same. he also has a very lovely wardrobe.

jade lalonde spends a lot of time with her mom in their laboratory, doing all sorts of things, from cloning whatever animals they find in the nearby forest, to engineering the coolest plants, to creating super neat gadgets! she has a room full of these strange creatures and plants. she and her mother often go shooting and exploring together.