“It was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and then later and very late and finally to go to bed with my ear warm and worn and red from holding the phone close close close so as not to miss a word of what it was, because who cared how tired I was in the humdrum slave drive of our days without each other. I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. But that’s why right there it was doomed. We couldn’t only have the magic nights buzzing through the wires. We had to have the days, too, the bright impatient days spoiling everything with their unavoidable schedules, their mandatory times that don’t overlap, their loyal friends who don’t get along, the unforgiven travesties torn from the wall no matter what promises are uttered past midnight, and that's why we broke up.”

—Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up

“For some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is 'Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of ‘Snow White,’ is ‘Never eat apples.’ The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'”

—Lemony Snicket | The Wide Window

“Every day the coffee’s bitter no matter how much sugar goes in. The shower is clammy and even the cheeriest music is a dirge. Every coat’s itchy and too small, like they took part of your body with them. And then one night you find laughter in the offhand remark; you find yourself healing like a good little scar; and you’re ready once more to hover over the cliff [like] a breath of fresh air before gravity remembers you.”

—Daniel Handler, author of Lemony Snicketon how to stop loving someone.
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