PATRICK STUMP IS SO PERFECT AND ADORABLE AND WHEN HE GIGGLES MY HEART JUST POPS INTO A MILLION PIECES OF CONFETTI AND THE WAY THAT MAN DRESSES AND WHEN HE SAYS ‘OH SHOOT’ OR ‘HOLY SMOKES’ AND HE’S JUST SO UGH HE MAKES ME WANT TO HUG KITTENS ALL DAY AND RIDE OVER A RAINBOW ON A UNICORN DAMN IT PATRICK
"Using my body against my will"
The fact that women will kill to avoid enduring 9 months of someone “using thier body against their will” and what can only be described as short-lived discomfort is absolutely sickening.
That’s wiping out a human being
generations of children
decades and decades of live(s)
All for 9 months…
And what’s more, a 9 month pregnancy isn’t 9 months of torture, pain, discomfort and peril if we’re honest, is it? Yes, migraines and sickness and probably discomfort when you’re near term but is this so unlike menstrual pains and side effects? No.
The 9 periods you miss during that time will probably clock up to be about as uncomfortable as a 9 month pregnancy.
9 months out of an average 81 years. That’s less than 1% of an average woman’s lifetime.
You say the foetus “uses your body against your will” as if it’s some kind of parasitic monster! It. Is. Your. Child. You made it and YOU put it there! (Yes, it takes 2 to tango but you want men out of your uteri so let’s ignore them…) A foetus is a VERY small, totally harmless human being. It’s innocent, it’s beautiful, it’s miraculous and all it’s doing is growing where you’ve created it.
9 months. That’s it.