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“Sixty-six years ago, in the dense, snow-covered forests of Western Europe, Allied Forces were beating back a massive assault in what would become known as the Battle of the Bulge. And in the final days of fighting, a regiment in the 80th Division of Patton’s Third Army came under fire. The men were traveling along a narrow trail. They were exposed and they were vulnerable. Hundreds of soldiers were cut down by the enemy. And during the firefight, a private named Lloyd Corwin tumbled 40 feet down the deep side of a ravine. And dazed and trapped, he was as good as dead. But one soldier, a friend, turned back. And with shells landing around him, amid smoke and chaos and the screams of wounded men, this soldier, this friend, scaled down the icy slope, risking his own life to bring Private Corwin to safer ground. For the rest of his years, Lloyd credited this soldier, this friend, named Andy Lee, with saving his life, knowing he would never have made it out alone. It was a full four decades after the war, when the two friends reunited in their golden years, that Lloyd learned that the man who saved his life, his friend Andy, was gay. He had no idea. And he didn’t much care. Lloyd knew what mattered. He knew what had kept him alive; what made it possible for him to come home and start a family and live the rest of his life. It was his friend. And Lloyd’s son is with us today. And he knew that valor and sacrifice are no more limited by sexual orientation than they are by race or by gender or by religion or by creed; that what made it possible for him to survive the battlefields of Europe is the reason that we are here today. That's the reason we are here today.”

—President Obama, signing the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” The repeal went into effect a year ago today. 

US Army’s anti-gay policy was way of ‘dealing with its own sexuality issues’

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The US Army has finally admitted that its infamous ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy was merely an outward manifestation of its own sexual insecurities.

The revelation came during a nice meal The Army had arranged with the United States Senate at a quiet restaurant with a lovely view of Capitol Hill.

The Senate, which is said to be ‘Ok’ with the Army’s lifestyle choice, added that it ‘had actually suspected as much for some time but just didn’t know how to bring it up’. It has agreed to break the news to The House Of Representatives, despite being ‘unsure as to how they’ll take it’.

‘It’s about time.’ said one commentator. ‘All those big guns and uniforms and pushing and shoving, we’ve all known The US Army was gay for years.’

Government insiders have since assured The Army that, although The House Of Representatives might be a little disappointed at first, they’ll probably be happy ‘as long as The Army is happy’.

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