“Cronus is a rapist!”
“No one likes Eridan because he has no friends!”
“Nepeta is weak and tiny! That’s why she couldn’t stop Gamzee!”
“Gamzee is so misunderstood! He’s a sweet precious baby!”
“Equius is just some strong sweaty asshole!”
“Karkat is a heartless douche who hates everyone!”
“WHAT?! YOU CAN’T SHIP DIRK WITH GIRLS, HE’S GAY!”
