One Creepypasta Masterpasta to rule them all

Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.

Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.

GENERAL CREEPYPASTAS

• you’re not scared, right?
• mentality
• tulpa
• the kaleidoscope
• forgotten valentine
• string theory
• dear abby
• lost episodes
• fog
• he waits for you
• out with a bang
• psychosis
• anna
• on the bus
• the baby doll
• help us
• up
• the art of jacob emory
• the door
• photographs
• happy puppet syndrome
• persuaded
• the midnight lock-up
• perfectown
• the text message
• kisaragi station
• huntsville camping trip
• my fear of water
• barricade
• patient #0017983
• the cabinet
• the disappearance of ashley, kansas
• button day
• prey
• the thing that stalks the fields
• broadcast interruption
• la muerta blanca
• the agent from mipa
• interference
• the song and dance man
• fresh faces
• whispers
• funnymouth
• the dibbuk box
• raincoat
• the hands
• fenter woods
• hide
• love
• the creak of the door
• thanks
• the growths
• alone
• the story of her holding an orange (series)
• new city village
• gateway of the mind
• notes
• the blind man’s favour
• listers rache
• la nuit
• the thing in the window
• quiet
• darkness
• tower of silence
• the guardian angel
• a child’s eyes
• the dolls
• noend house
• internet story (video)
• julia legare
• russian sleep experiment
• falling
• comes the test
• the third wish
• abandoned by disney
• wake up
• masterpiece
• the memetic symbol
• chiasma
• normal porn for normal people
• pretend
• mr widemouth
• the message
• call me tomorrow, okay?
• dust
• liars
• evaporation
• doors
• the masked man
• ickbarr bigelsteine
• the systelien specter

HACKED GAME/PROGRAM/LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTAS

• majora’s mask: ben drowned
• xorax
• pokémon black (there is also a fanmade game, although it’s a WIP)
• pokémon lost silver & game (game includes a “hidden” route not explained in the original creepypasta)
• pokémon false red (playable ROM hack)
• come follow me
• snow on mt. silver
• fallout 3 numbers station
• morrowind: jvk1166z.esp
• the theater 
• squidward’s suicide
• suicidemouse.avi
• dead bart
• candle cove
• happy appy

NOTEWORTHY NON-FICTION

• dyatlov pass incident
• uvb-76
• valentich disappearance
• albert fish
• salish sea human foot discoveries
• the grinning man
• green children
• robert the doll
• delphine lalaurie
• time slip
• cotard delusion
• benjaman kyle
• spontaneous human combustion
• toynbee tiles
• gef
• belchen tunnel
• lead masks case
• tunguska event
• unethical human experimentation in the united states
• gilles de rais
• unit 731
• polybius
• southern television broadcast interruption
• exploding head syndrome
• gil perez
• solway firth spaceman
• taman shud case
• black triangle
• out of place artifacts
• shag harbour incident
• kaz II
• the hum
• unexplained disappearances

BONUS! TAKING THE EDGE OFF

• the prince’s fresh start
• they’re everywhere
• the dead skull
• day of all the blood
• repercussions of evil (video, text in desc.)
• the theater gameplay and commentary (after the game hack pasta)
• pandimensional vending
• =3 lost episode