Things didn't get better

High school was always plagued with dipshits. I could hardly relate to any of them. When I get to college, I told myself, I’m gonna be surrounded by intellectuals and it’s going to be great.

Then I got to college, only to find that I was again surrounded by dipshits. But a DIFFERENT kind of dipshits. The kind who can tell you the square root of anything and name any piece of classic literature, but who don’t give the slightest crap about anything beyond homework, politics, and their next drinking party hook-up. The only difference between high school and college kids is a potential well-paying job. You can forget any real human attachment.

I gave up looking for roommates. I’m pretty sure most of the students here are robots created to better Auburn’s educational agenda and have no actual feelings. I’m going to live with my cats forever because at least they love and appreciate me. I almost just want to say screw my education and work a peon job where at least everyone isn’t a robot.

But you have to weed out the good ones, I guess.