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i would literally rip out my uterus and burn it in a fire if i had the chance

these cramps are actually getting ridiculous. seriously mother nature? i could actually text you every month guaranteeing you that im not pregnant. do we have a deal?

Thoughts when I'm having period cramps

  • me: Oh ow. Ok. Alright let's just find the midol.
  • 20 minutes later: Hmm that doesn't... feel... right.
  • another 15 minutes later: Oh God, am I dying?
  • 10 more minutes: Ok these definitely are not period cramps, I am dying right now.
  • 15 more minutes: Am I in labor?
  • *watches an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant*
  • me: Well fuck I guess I'm having a baby.
  • *sobs for 20 minutes for no reason*
  • *Scrolls through tumblr, sees a semi-funny post and laughs for 100 years*
  • hours later after eating several chocolate bars, a bag of doritos, three lean cuisine pizzas and half a box of Cocoa Puffs...
  • me: I may be wrong but, I think... I think that I may be going to start my period soon...

When I'm On My Period

When I’m On My Period

Person: Hey
Me: Can you shut the fuck up.

is it just me, or can stitch describe a period perfectly?

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My period really needs to cut it out. It’s cramping my style.

now imagine having cramps and having to wear this

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I really feel like this needs to be said. 

This gif:

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Is not about menstrual cramps.

It’s from a video about eating too much food on Thanksgiving.

Glad we cleared that up.

Was reading an article about a woman who was disemboweled in her sleep a couple of years ago

Mentioned that when she woke up, she first thought the pain was just her menstrual cramps.

I want to print this out and shove it in the face of the next douchebag who mocks me for taking pain meds for my vomit and faint inducing cramps.

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