“We don’t have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television.”

—Sarah Palin, of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” fame and the mother of Bristol Palin, star of “Life’s a Tripp.” 

“Among the featured speakers at CPAC this year include Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Rick Santorum, Wayne LaPierre, Donald Trump, and Sarah Palin. A virtual who's who of what the fuck.”

BILL MAHER, Real Time

CPAC Event On Racial Tolerance Turns To Chaos As ‘Disenfranchised’ Whites Arrive

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Racists trying to prove they’re not racists by acting racist. I think you guys are doing it wrong…

btw you probably shouldn’t name the session where you’re trying to prove you’re not racist, “Trump The Race Card: Are You Sick And Tired Of Being Called A Racist When You Know You’re Not One?”. That title is basically saying “whatever arguments you have as a PoC isn’t legitimate because you’re just relying on the “race card” and your marginalization is made up. oh, and p.s. I’m not racist cuz I say so.”

“The next time conservatives try to pretend the screaming bigots are a minority, remind them that every Republican presidential candidate makes an appearance at CPAC. Wallowing in the mud with the lowest racist scum has become a requirement for any serious conservative politician. This isn't a few fringe radio hosts, this is every major candidate from one of our two parties.”

—A comment that needed it’s own post, in regards what went down at CPAC this year

“By the way, in breaking news, Ashley Judd just tweeted that buying Apple products, again, is akin to rape. From her iPhone. Rape—now she knows how my brain felt after Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Oh, she said it. What is this obsession with Ashley Judd and rape? It's pretty unnerving.”

The main stage at CPAC is where Ashley Judd rape jokes happen.

Free Monday morning tip from Mother Jones: Don’t make rape jokes about rape survivors. Free Monday morning tip, part II: Don’t make rape jokes, period.

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