I'M GIVING AWAY FREE CONDOMS

Now that I have your attention..

Guess who has more coupons and is willing to write more letters?!

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Yeaaaah this guy.

For my new followers, I work at Build-a-Bear and during the holiday shopping season my district boss threw away, like, 40 coupons that didn’t even expire yet! So I decided to not only give them away (oops, I just realized I pulled them out of the trash, sorry people who got the letters, lol) but ALSO WRITE THEM HANDWRITTEN LETTERS LIKE 19th CENTURY IMPORTANT FOLK.

Lo and behold, I have got a couple more that expire at the end of the month.

So if you guys would like a chance to get a letter/coupon from me, like this post. (Reblogging will get you nowhere~) This time around, I only have ten.. Mainly because writing 40 letters sucked dick last time :D

Oh yeah, and please don’t like the post if you’re not willing to give me your address. That was a lame issue I ran into with a couple of the winners last time. You can trust me. I’m only a 60 year old schizophrenic.

I’ll randomly pick ten names tomorrow night. COOL.

P.S. You can get actual free condoms from your local clinic.

P.P.S. I think?

P.P.P.S. Unless you live in a predominantly politically conservative state.

P.P.P.P.S. That was a joke.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I think?

Just a reminder if you're a college/university student:

myunidays.com

You can get free discounts and coupons for different websites (like amazon!) by signing up at this link, and you can get free $$$ for ASOS (and ASOS Curve! Haaay fatshionistas!)

:)

Jo-Ann's

Just giving heads up to my fellow cosplayers, Joann’s has a bunch of 50% off coupons on its website right now (and a couple of 50% and 40% on the iPhone app) and they are good until March 9th!

It’s a good time to buy cosplay materials if you need any ;3

POOR FEMMES!

I dunno about y’alls stores, but my local walgreens is having a 50% off sale on all Rimmel London products. They’re my favorite brand, so you know I had to take part in it. I ended up getting two lipsticks, an eyeshadow palette, a mascara, (and some schick hydro silk razors - yay coupons) all for the price of what I would normally pay for 2 lipsticks. 

My stance on white people using the word nigga is like this: If your other black friends are cool with you using it, and steady giving you ~honorary black cards~ fine. Keep that shit with them. Don't come to me with that shit. It's like they got some coupons from McDonalds and they coming over to Burger King acting like it'll get them something. Hate that shit.

Hahaha. Yeah, I agree. But why are their black friends even giving them that pass and why the hell do these white people want it so badly? The latter point in particular is just… baffling to me. As some of these white people straight up fight for their “right” to call us “niggers.” And even if it’s just with their black friends, that shit is still beyond fucked up. 

EDIT: Oh, wait, it isn’t so baffling really. Typical entitled white BS.

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