“We spoke to the Orient Express press team who told us that the double daters travelled on the Venice Simplon Orient Express sister train - which is the brand’s art deco vintage day train that departs from London Victoria on non-stop round trip to Surrey. The exclusive trip usually includes a champagne reception and a four-course lunch, but on this occasion, it was arranged by Louis’ favourite brew – Yorkshire Tea - who treated the party to a very English tea, that included scones and macaroons. ”

1D’s Louis & Girlfriend Hit The Orient Express!

SO IT WASN’T EVEN A NORMAL THING TO HAVE YORKSHIRE TEA THERE—IT WAS LITERALLY SPECIALLY ARRANGED BY LOUIS & ELEANOR’S TEAM. THE ENTIRE THING WAS ADVERTISEMENT FROM START TO FINISH.

I am going to tear my goddamn hair out over this entire affair.

PS: Fuck orientalism.

Inside the United States

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GlobalPost goes inside the United States to uncover the regime’s dramatic descent into authoritarian rule and how the opposition plans to fight back.

This is satire. Although the news is real, very little actual reporting was done for this story and the quotes are imagined. It is the first installment of an ongoing series that examines the language journalists use to cover foreign countries. What if we wrote that way about the United States?   

BOSTON, Mass. — Human rights activists say revelations that the US regime has expanded its domestic surveillance program to private phone carriers is more evidence of the North American country’s pivot toward authoritarianism.

The Guardian, a British newspaper, reported this week that a wing of the country’s feared intelligence and security apparatus ordered major telecommunications companies to hand over data on phone calls made by private citizens.

“The US leadership in Washington continues to erode basic human rights,” said one activist, who asked to remain anonymous, fearing that speaking out publicly could endanger his organization. “If the US government is unwilling to change course, it’s time the international community considered economic sanctions.”

The Price of Civilization - Jeffrey D. Sachs

Our politics feel divisive not because of a raging battle in middle America but because there is a vast gap between (1) what Americans believe; (2) what the mass media tell us Americans to believe; and (3) what politicians actually decide, no matter what Americans believe. Even with their differences according to region, class, race, and ethnicity, Americans are generally moderate and mostly generous in spirit, though the media tend to emphasize and even promote the extremes. And the politicians vote along with the rich and the special interests. We thereby end up with a very biased view of our own country. America can be much better than it is today if public policies begin to follow American values, not the values that corporate-driven media pretend to be American values.

For that to happen, though, the public will have to exercise a new and higher level of political responsibility. Special interests dominate our politics not only because they have more money but also because much of the general public has disengaged itself from public deliberations. Yes, the politicians and corporate interests typically strive to keep the public in the dark, but much of the public allows this to happen by not working hard enough to stay informed.

“The American media is nothing more than a brilliantly useful tool of the Capitalist ruling class. Even the more ‘progressive’ networks have the unmistakable stench of Anti-Communism. It is quite common for liberal networks to have news headlines about Obama’s “victories” and shortcomings, but his real crimes are oddly never mentioned. It is as if his drone murders and central-American death squads do not exist. No matter how many crimes the right-wing commits, it seems that the majority of American liberals worst enemy will always be radical-leftism.”

—from the Being Communist page on Facebook, dated 4/11/2013

“At the risk of drastically over-simplifying the problem, there are two primary impediments to any project that seeks to manufacture dissent. First, while social movements are dependent upon the circulation of what we might call counter-information -- information critical of the status quo -- the very structure, institutional interests, and routines of mainstream, corporate media effectively act as blockades to dissenting opinion. Giant, horizontally and vertically integrated media corporations have little reason to give sustained coverage to voices critical of the conditions in which such entities thrive. This is not to say that the media are completely blind to excesses of capitalism, abuses of power by the powerful, routine acts of injustice perpetrated by dominant institutions, and so on. We are all too often exposed to images of horrific oil and chemical spills, sordid tales of corporate fraud and political scandal, for example. However, these sad stories are often individualized, lacking in history and context, and abbreviated into easily digestible sound bite explanations -- a drunken oil tanker captain here, a few bad apples there. On systemic issues, the media are, not surprisingly, asleep. For example, media corporations have no interest in challenging the spread of neoliberal economic dogma in any serious way because they benefit from decreased deregulation, reduced corporate taxation, weakened organized labour, and so on. Indeed, in this race to the bottom they have been more like cheerleaders than watchdogs. On the growth of corporate power and simultaneous erosion of democratic processes and institutions, the media have little to say. They also have no interest in presenting a sustained challenge to the environmental damage wrought by consumer capitalism given their commercial function in attracting audiences to sell to advertisers. ”

Scott Uzelman, “Hard at Work in the Bamboo Garden: Media Activists and Social Movements,” in Autonomous Media: Activating Resistance and Dissent, Andrea Langlois & Frederick Dubois ed. (Montreal: Cumulus Press, 2005), p. 19.
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