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Obama Sent Tornadoes to Oklahoma, Is Literally X-Men's Storm Says Conspiracy Theorists

Did you know President Obama is actually Storm from the X-Men?

Wait. YOU DIDN’T?! Then you must not know about HAARP!

HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. It’s a government research effort up in Alaska “to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance.”

HOWEVER, if you’re a conspiracy theorist (or informed non-brainwashed genius WAKE UP SHEEPLE, if you ask them), then you would know HAARP is actually a weather controlling machine that Obama used to create the devastating tornadoes that hit Oklahoma over the past few weeks!

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“I’m not a crazy conspiracy theorist, I swear…but I fully believe that *insert the looniest conspiracy theory possible*”

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Oh look, it’s former SNL cast member turned Tea Party crazy Victoria Jackson!

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“I’m NOT a lunatic. I am speaking like Alex Jones.” So, you are a lunatic.

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lmao at people running to America’s most beloved conspiracy theorists Alex Jones and Glenn Beck for the “answer” to a natural disaster.

And, when you think of natural weather disaster, what other event comes to mind? Hurricane Sandy? Yeah, sure…

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But, how about, the Sandy Hook school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut? Of course…

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Now, let’s take a look at this next tweet:

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“NO WAY global warming exists! But a freaking giant machine where a human being can create weather and send a tornado wherever he’d like? THIS IS TOTALLY 100% REAL.”

And, like all of these tweets, here are a few more who don’t quite get weather and science:

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One minute, Obama’s sending tornadoes to Oklahoma and the next, he’s taking our guns and arming tsunamis and earthquakes. So, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

The 13 Most Evil US Government Human Experiments

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The U.S. Government has been caught conducting an insane amount of vile, inhumane and grisly experiments on humans without their consent and often without their knowledge. Get ready to become one of those conspiracy theory nuts, because after this list, you will never fully trust your government again.

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“A conspiracy in general is difficult to prove; a government conspiracy is nearly impossible to prove for a number of reasons. First, Amerikan schools teach student that history is accidental and is made when people interact, conflict and/or react. This definition is simple and manageable. A government conspiracy shatters this model since it tends to be complex and often sophisticated. Second, the average Amerikan is taught that the U.S. is a democracy and believes it. It is difficult for her/him to imagine high-ranking government officials abusing authority by concocting sinister schemes. She/he reasons this might happen in Libya or Cuba, but not in the United States. Third, most people have trouble believing that officials sitting behind large desks can manipulate people and events hundreds and sometimes thousands of miles away. Fourth, the average person is under the mistaken notion that every actor aiding a conspiracy is automatically aware of it and that if a conspiracy in fact existed, at least one person would slip up and expose it. Finally, a conspiracy often means that a crime or controversy is unresolved. To admit that a "democracy" cannot resolve internal problems is admitting that the system does not work. Again, few Americans can ever admit this premise. First, a good conspirator erases or covers her/his tracks, making it difficult to trace the conspiracy. Second, usually only a handful of people are ever "in" a conspiracy. It is rare that a conspirator or an accessory "drops a dime," especially one that is self-incriminating. Yet, the griot pushes on, gathering enough evidence to uncover the truth. The following pages uncover the truth about Malcolm's assassination.”

—Taken from the book “Conspiracys: Unraveling the Assassination of Malcolm X” by Baba Zak A. Kondo (pages 1-2)
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