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Dear secret admirer,

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Uhhhhh, you mean like you hold your own hand because I’m not there to hold it for you?

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Hehe, that’s kind of sweet. 

-Pence

So today

Me: My boss was like “You going clubbing in that dress?”
Boyfriend: CLUBBING ON MY DICK!

tries looking up hooker silhouettes for a school thing [don’t even ask]

get business woman silhouettes instead

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Best Thing I Never Had

HAHAHA, SERIOUSLY RELEVANT.
Don’t know what I was thinking.

Beyoncé, Best Thing I Never Had 

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