Dear secret admirer,
Uhhhhh, you mean like you hold your own hand because I’m not there to hold it for you?
Hehe, that’s kind of sweet.
Me: My boss was like “You going clubbing in that dress?”
Boyfriend: CLUBBING ON MY DICK!
tries looking up hooker silhouettes for a school thing [don’t even ask]
get business woman silhouettes instead
HAHAHA, SERIOUSLY RELEVANT.Don’t know what I was thinking.
Beyoncé, Best Thing I Never Had