The Idiot's Guide To Super Blunt Sunday
HEY THERE WORKAHOLICS FANS! ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GAME? ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL-NOISES-IN-THE-BACKGROUND-OF-YOUR-POPCORN-IN-THE-MICROWAVE MAIN EVENT?!!?
ARE YOU READY FOR SUPER BLUNT SUNDAY!!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
EXCLAMATION POINT QUESTION MARK EMMM F FURS?!??!
Then here’s your completely researched, fool proof, no stoner left unblazed IDIOT’S GUIDE!
(I hate myself)
- Get yo blunts! It’s that easy, right?
- Double check that it’s actually Sunday.
- Triple check. C’mon. You smoked a lot already today and who knows when you’ll wake up.
- Wait for that football game your big brother’s all jazzed about to reach kick off (that’s when the game starts, and one team kicks the football to the other team… it’s after the National Anthem?).
- SMOKE YO BLUNTS*!
*can blunts just be legal cigarettes? If they can, that’s what we mean and are endorsing, for legal reasons.
Super Blunt Sunday: The Puppy Bowl’s for BITCHES!
(No really, that works)