Stupid Professors
They’d be like, “I know this isn’t your only class and college is tough so all I’m asking you to do for homework tonight is read chapters 1-20 and write a 30 page essay on where you see yourself 5 years from now.”
Like…how can I stretch “5 years from now, I see myself in jail for murdering you in your sleep” to meet the 30 pages requirement. -_-“
Hits from NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL COLLEGE: 3
- “I Wrote a 4 Page Paper This Morning” by Jaded Honors Student
- “Stop Making Out with the Sophomores” by brly emplyd
- “Laundry Quarters” by YogaPantz & the Hooded Sweatshirt
- “Popcorn for Lunch” by 2Broke4U
- “jPad Apples” by The Diederich Darlings
- “I Can Sleep When I Am Dead” by DJ y.o.c.o
*(You Only College Once remix)
bonus track! “The Never Ending Winter” by Cream City Chillin’
